so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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