They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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