Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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