sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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