I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
So. Much. Porn.
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