Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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