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i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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