I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
