They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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