i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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