she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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