is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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