M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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