I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I AM VODKA MAN
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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