Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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