No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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