We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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