sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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