Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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