After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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