Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had to cum in my sink.
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