I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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