But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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