Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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