I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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