just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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