She's JV to your varsity
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Randomize
