Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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