hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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