The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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