But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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