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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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