Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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