Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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