I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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