margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my shit smells like andre
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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