Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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