I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we're making bets on your personal life
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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