Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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