so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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