We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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