I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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