ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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