you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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