So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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