So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I see more hoeing in ur future
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