I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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