I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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