Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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