Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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