i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Of course I have a pirate flag
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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