we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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