It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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