I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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